Daniel Damascus Kimery Reviews "The Thing" Remake 2011/1982

               First of all I just wanted to say that I loved the fact that the film was set in 1982 as an homage to John Carpenter's version of The Thing. This Movie was a very well crafted period piece, great acting, great dialogue, constant suspense, and is a nonstop thrill ride fit for any fan of John Carpenter's Action/Horror Movies. 5/6 skulls.

Hellraiser(2011)

                     This was Horrible even by 21st Century American Horror Remake standards. This movie looks like it picked up it's cast at a Mcdonalds. The script was like something that a retarded child on crack would write. The Cenobites sucked. The soundtrack sucked. There wasn't one thing about this movie that I could give any more than a Zero to. 0/6 skulls. 

Daniel Damascus Kimery's review of Stacy Davidson's "Sweat Shop"

                                        If You are a Gothic Raver/Gore Whore that love's Austin,Texas then this movie will be to you what "The Passion of The Christ" was to Catholics. 6/6 Skulls.

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 10 Horror Magazines

1. Fangoria
2. Rue Morgue
3. HorrorHound
4. GOREZONE
5. Famous Monsters
6. Filmfax
7. Heavy Metal
8. Diablolique
9. Gothic Beauty
10. Scream

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Christopher Smith's "Black Death"

                                This is The Best Horror Movie that I have seen all year. 6/6 Skulls.

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Kim Jee-Woon's " I saw The Devil"

                                 This movie was severely overrated. I can't believe that Dr.Cyclops gave this movie 4 eyeballs. It wasn't all that bad, but the hype was so huge that I found myself seriously let down. 3/6 Skulls.

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Pascal Laugier's "Martyrs"

                                            This is probably the most disturbing Horror Movie that I have ever seen. This Movie shook Me to My Core and left me feeling cold, dark, and empty. Viva Le France. 6/6 Skulls.