Thursday, October 27, 2011

Hellraiser(2011)

                     This was Horrible even by 21st Century American Horror Remake standards. This movie looks like it picked up it's cast at a Mcdonalds. The script was like something that a retarded child on crack would write. The Cenobites sucked. The soundtrack sucked. There wasn't one thing about this movie that I could give any more than a Zero to. 0/6 skulls. 

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Daniel Damascus Kimery's review of Stacy Davidson's "Sweat Shop"

                                        If You are a Gothic Raver/Gore Whore that love's Austin,Texas then this movie will be to you what "The Passion of The Christ" was to Catholics. 6/6 Skulls.


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 10 Horror Magazines

1. Fangoria
2. Rue Morgue
3. HorrorHound
4. GOREZONE
5. Famous Monsters
6. Filmfax
7. Heavy Metal
8. Diablolique
9. Gothic Beauty
10. Scream

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Christopher Smith's "Black Death"

                                This is The Best Horror Movie that I have seen all year. 6/6 Skulls.


Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Kim Jee-Woon's " I saw The Devil"

                                 This movie was severely overrated. I can't believe that Dr.Cyclops gave this movie 4 eyeballs. It wasn't all that bad, but the hype was so huge that I found myself seriously let down. 3/6 Skulls.


Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Pascal Laugier's "Martyrs"

                                            This is probably the most disturbing Horror Movie that I have ever seen. This Movie shook Me to My Core and left me feeling cold, dark, and empty. Viva Le France. 6/6 Skulls.


Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Henry Lee's "Header"

                                      Based on The Novel that they said was unfilmable. This is The Best Horror Comedy that I have ever seen and it is Great Masterbation Material. I have seen it at least 20 times. 6/6 Skulls.



Daniel Damascus Kimery Review's Marvin Kren's "Rammbock: Berlin Undead"

                                  This is one Pulse Pounding, Edge of your Seat Horror Ride. The only problem is that at 63 Minutes the Ride just doesn't last long enough. 4/6 Skulls.


Daniel Damascus Kimery Reviews Ti West's "The House of The Devil"

                              This was a 2 hour movie that when you remove all the pointless filler should only been about 5 minutes long. This is The Worst Horror Movie ever Made. You could tell by watching this that they were deliberately trying to make the most bland and pointless movie in The History of Cinema. This movie was so shitty that it made Twilight seem awesome by comparison. 0/6 Skulls