Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Sean Tretta's "The Frankenstein Syndrome"

                         This Movie was like a cross between Lawmower Man and Return of The Living Dead. The only reason why I am giving this film two skulls is because it was the only movie out of the three that I just rented that didn't completely suck. 2/6 skulls

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of John Carpenter's "The Ward"

                                 I am still in shock over the fact that this is a John Carpenter movie. It is definitely by far his worst, but see it anyways just so I can say I told you so. 1/6 Skulls

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of George Romero's "Deadtime Stories Volume 1"

                      No wonder they called it Dead Time Stories... it put me to sleep. The fact that they used George Romero's name is very deceptive seeing as how his only involvement in this movie is hosting between horror segments. I would give it a zero but I will give it a one just because George Romero did a good job as The Host. 1/6 Skulls

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Steven Hentges' "Hunger"

                      The only reason why I watched this steaming pile of shit is because it had Fangoria Frightfest written on the cover so I rescued it from the $5 Bin at Walmart. They lost me when it was day five and they were all acting like they had just ate. They would be eating somebody in the first few days. My solution would be to dry the meat into jerky. It's the next best thing to cooking it. This Movie was Saw on Gasoline Huffs and Paint Chips. 1/6 Skulls.

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 20 Clive Barker Movies

1. Dread
2. Midnight Meat Train
3. Hellraiser 2: Hellbound
4. Hellraiser
5. Book of Blood
6. Nightbreed
7. Lord of Illusions
8. Hellraiser 4: Bloodlines
9. Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth
10. Rawhead Rex
11. Clive Barker: The Art of Horror
12. Candyman
13. Candyman 2: Farewell to The Flesh
14. Candyman 3: Day of The Dead
15. Transmutations
16. JoJo Baby
17. Born
18. Tortured Souls: Animae Damnatae
19. The Plague
20. Gods and Monsters

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Fred M. Andrews's "Creature"

                     I can't believe that this steaming pile of shit got The Cover Page of Fangoria September 2011. This movie was corny even for a B-Movie. It was like a Cajun House of a Thousand Corpses with a really bad crack habit. It's only real redeeming features was Sid Haig's performance as some kind of Bayou version of Captain Spaulding and a few good boob shots, other than that this movie was a big waste of time. 1/6 Skulls

Daniel Damascus Kimery Review of Craig Gillespie's "Fright Night 2011"

                         I normally don't like remakes. This remake was an exceptional in that even though it may not have been as good as the original it was still a lot better than what I was expecting. I would have just given this movie 3 Skulls but since it has a really cool Cameo with Chris Sarandon (Jerry Dandridge from The Original Fright Night) I had to bump it up a notch and give it 4/6 Skulls.

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Robert Hall's "ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2"

                      It was most definitely a worthy Sequel. I swear to My Imaginary God's that The Laid to Rest Series has some of the best Death that I have ever seen in a movie. I love the way Chrome Skull makes these "people' die like the fucking pigs that they are. Winning!!! I am such a Gore Whore that to me this stuff is like Porn so at The End of the Day it really is all about having some good Death with me, but the plot is corny and implausible so I am going to give this Film 5/6 Skulls.

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Review of Kevin Smith's "Red State"

                           First of all I just wanted to say that I hate Liberal Horror Movies and I hate Kevin Smith. Having said that I must admit that I was very well pleased with this picture. It's about these three bicurious high school kids that are going to this older woman's house that they met on Craigslist for a gangbang. The chick they thought was a slut turns out to be a Religious freak that wants to torture, humiliate, and murder Gays and especially Bisexuals. What I loved about this movie was the fact that every character in the movie was a sick, depraved, derelict, scumbag, piece of shit and everybody that's in the first 30 minutes of the movie is dead at the end of the movie. Kevin you really out did yourself this time and I honestly feel that if you would have made Horror Movies to start off with instead of Comedies and Dramas then you would be up there with John Carpenter and George Romero right now. John Goodman plays the Antihero in this movie and I have never seen a movie or Tv Show with John Goodman that I didn't love so I am going to give this movie 5/6 Skulls.

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 20 Werewolf Movies

1. The Howling Series 1-6
2. The Underworld Series 1-4
3. An American Werewolf in London
4. The Wolf Man (The Oiginal)
5. The Wolf Man (The Remake)
6. Wolf
7. Bad Moon
8. Wolfen
9. Curse of The Werewolf
10. Vampire Hunter D
11. Silver Bullet
12. Dog Soldiers
13. The Ginger Snaps Series 1-2
14. Les Pacte des Loups
15. The Company of Wolves (1984)
16. Werewolf of London
17. The Werewolf
18. Cursed
19. The Brothers Grimm
20. Van Helsing

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 30 Vampire Movies

1. Bram Stoker's Dracula
2. The Underworld Series 1-4
3. The Fright Night Series 1-2
4. John Carpenter's Vampires
5. Near Dark
6. Dracula 1932
7. Martin
8. The Addiction
9. Tales from The Crypt: Bordello of Blood
10. The Vampire Hunter D Series 1-2
11. The Subspecies Series 1-3
12. Dracula: Dead and Loving It
13. Interview with The Vampire
14. Nosferatu: The Vampire
15. Day Breakers
16. Nadja
17. From Dusk Till Dawn
18. Blacula 1-2
19. Blade 1-3
20. Salem's Lot
21. Shadow of The Vampire
22. Cronos
23. Vampire Vixens from Venus
24. The Satanic Rights of Dacula
25. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
26. Lifeforce
27. League of Extraordinary Gentleman
28. The Fearless Vampire Killers
29. The Lost Boys
30. Van Helsing

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 30 Zombie Movies

1. The Phantasm Series 1-4 Reggie Bannister is Hell on Wheels. He get's things done the way I would if I was a little guy trying to fight off Legions of Darkness. Oh wait I already am a little guy trying to fight off Legions of Darkness lol. No wonder I made this Movie Series Number One. I Love Bruce Campbell but as someone that's only 5'10 it's good to see a guy under six foot tall kick some ass in a Horror Movie and Reggie Bannister is a Hard Chargin Zombie Slayin War Machine Mother Fucker! I would follow him into The Gates of Hell!!!
2. The Return of The Living Dead Series 1-3
3. Night of The Living Dead Series 1-3 (The Original)
4. Night of The Living Dead The 1989 Tom Savini Remake Starring one of my favorite Black Actors Tony Todd
5. The Evil Dead Series
6. The Re-Animator Series 1-3
7. I Sell The Dead
8. Children shouldn't play with dead things
9. Dead and Buried
10. Dead Alive
11. Planet Terror
12. Cemetery Man
13. Land of The Dead
14. The Serpent and The Rainbow
15. Resident Evil Part 1
16. White Zombie
18. Mary Shelly's Frankenstein
19. 28 Days Later ( I haven't seen the sequel)
20. Diary of The Dead
21. Zone of The Dead
22. Dead Snow
23. Redneck Zombies
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Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 20 Animated Horror Movies

1. Heavy Metal
2. Light Years
3. The Vampire Hunter D Series
4. The Creepshow Series
5. The Haunted World of El Super Beasto
6. Fist of The North Star
7. Wicked City
8. Urotsukidoji: The Legend of Overfiend
9. The Ninja Scroll Series
10. A Wind Named Amnesia
11. Akira
12. Battle Angel Alita
13. Devil Man
14. Lensman
15. The Nightmare before Christmas
16. Corpse Bride
17. Coraline
18. Blood: The Last Vampire
19. Record of Lodoss War
20. Deadspace: Downfall

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 20 Horror Television Shows

1. Rod Serling's Night Galleries
2. Tale's from The Crypt
3. Alfred Hitchcock Presents
4. Metalocalypse
5. Masters of Horror
6. Tales from The Dark Side
7. Monster Vision with your Host Joe Bob Briggs
8. Elvira: Mistress of The Dark
9. Friday The 13th The Series
10. Dark Shadows
11. The Walking Dead
12. The Twilight Zone
13. Monsters
14. Six Feet Under
15. Duckula
16. The Adams Family
17. The Munsters
18. The X-Files
19. Freddy's Nightmares
20. True Blood

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 20 Horror Comedies

1. Header
2. Cemetery Man
3. The Evil Dead Series 1-3
4. The Original Fright Night Series 1-2
5. An American Werewolf in London
6. Dead/Alive
7. Heavy Metal (The Sequel sucked)
8. Shadow of The Vampire
9. The Tales from The Crypt movies "Demon Knight" and "Bordello of Blood"
10. Dracula: Dead and loving it
11. Beetlejuice
12. The 2001 Maniacs Series 1-2
13. Elvira: Mistress of The Dark
14. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
16. Repo: The Genetic Opera
17. The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
18. The Devils Rejects Series 1-2
19. The Return of The Living Dead Series 1-3
20. The Texas chainsaw Massacre series (both the originals and remakes)

Daniel Damascus Kimery's Top 30 Snuff Films

1. Martyrs
2. Srpski Film
3. The Men Behind The Sun Series
4. Vengeance is Mine
5. Header
6. Dread
7. Scum
8. Le Petite Morte
9. Murder Set Pieces
10. Irreversible
11. House on the edge of the Park
12. City of The Living Dead aka The Gates of Hell
13. Caligula
14. Last House on The Left (The Original)
15. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
16. Human Centipede
17. The Ilsa: She Wolf of The SS Series
18. Basic Instinct
19. Straw Dogs (The Original I haven't seen the new one yet)
20. Foxxy Brown
21. Doom Generation
22. Dead and Buried
23. Midnight Meat Train
24. Coffee
25. Hitch-Hike
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29. A Clockwork Orange
30. Salo or The 120 Days of Sodom